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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Rome's Take on Michael Jackson's 2005 Acquittal

This is a classic old school Romey take on the 2005 Michael Jackson Child Molestation Trial.. Jacko was acquitted on all charges and sure enough Rome has an 8 minute rant on how this could have happened, and isn't there something that can put this guy in jail. This includes Rome's Jackson impression ... "Macaulay......"

Evel Knievel "Do you know who the hell I am?"

This is a soundbyte from one of the best jungle moments of all-time, Rome interviews legend Evel Knievel... Evel explains his chances of making the Snake River Jump, Gus Grissom burning to death, and when Rome asks "If you thought you had a coin-flips chance of surviving..." Evel replies "Do you know who the hell I am!". Classic.

Mike in Indy's Response to Brad In Corona's Call

Mike in Indy calls into the jungle to crack back on Brad in Corona and his Rosco Pico Train blast.. June 26, 2009.

Rome goes Machine Gun on "Blocked!" Triple U

Rome's Triple U from Friday, June 26th. - Some clone in the 503 texted in this wacko jacko take "Jim go easy on Jacko, this man has TOUCHED a lot of people.." hahaha.. Rome goes Machine gun block on this guy.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Jungle Week in Review, June 26th 2009

This is Alvin's 3rd installment of "The Week That Was" for the week of June 22 thru the 26th, including the Chad in Portland Michael Jackson call.

Rome's Opening Take on Michael Jackson's Death

This is the opening from today's jungle, the day after Jackos passing, June 26, 2009. I think Rome did a great job not turning this into a complete clone rip session... good job pimp.

Rome Burns the Shaq Trade to Cavs, Soccer

June 25, 2009 JRIB - Rome burns Shaq and him being traded to the Cleveland Cavs, and of course the US soccer win over Spain. Rome sucks down a "Capri Sun" in this video.. ha!

TEXTR4ti's Damien - Fabian Conspiracy Video

Here's another Rome video created by TEXTR4ti revisiting the Damien, Fabian calls.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Romey on Handshake guy, National Handshake Day 2009

In celebration of today being National Handshake Day, Rome documents "Handshake Guy".. "The Bonecrusher", "Won't let go guy", "Body Blow Fakeout Guy" and "The Dead Fish"..

I didn't have time to include the others, "The Oilslick", "Always wants to shake guy" and "Cologne Overload Handshake Guy"....... check out today's show on streamlink to hear this in it's entirety.. it's worth it.

Shawne Merriman Ocho Cinco Smack Back Video

Rome played the audio from this Shawne Merriman video on the air today. Here's the video, Shawne Merriman replying to "Chad Johnson" errr... Ocho Cinco's recent twitter posts.. Ocho Cinco replied, see below.



Ocho Cinco's Twitter reply:

The Michael Jackson "Wacko Jacko" Adult Alarm

With Michael Jasonson's death today, I thought I'd post Romey's "Adult Alarm". A tribute to the legacy of Wacko Jacko.. For those of you wondering where that "Ooorrf" soundbyte was from, I've also included the call that brought it to the jungle.

The Adult Alarm:



The "Ooorrfff" Call to the jungle, Tommy in Detroit.. sounds like a seal:

Romey Burns Phil Jackson Part-time Coaching, Smash and Dash

From the June 24, 2009 Rome is Burning, Rome burns Phil Jackson and the possibility of him coaching part-time only for home games... Also burnt, Titans RB Chris Johnson's announcement of no more "Smash and Dash"...

Brandon Jennings sits down with Rome

Point Guard Brandon Jennings sits down with Rome to discuss the NBA Draft and his experience in the Italian League

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Arnold, "Consider that a Divorce" Video

This is an anti-Arnold for governor video that includes the clip from Total Recall where Arnold kills Sharon Stone and says "Consider that a Divorce"... This is one of Romey's favorite lines to quote.

Drunk Fans Heckle Pro Golfers at the US Open

Romey burns the drunk fans at the US Open and how they heckled golfers.. This clip has some good footage of the fans, and of course, great Romey takes.

Jim Rome's takes shot at Marching Bands

I love this take.. Rome rips on Athletic Bands after Gary Granata, Exercise Physiologist, states Marching Bands and Sports are on a level playing field..

Psssh Please.. Rome's take is classic on this...

Rome Burns Phil Jackson's Yellow X Lid

Rome burns Laker head coach Phil Jackson and his Yellow 'X' Lid he sported when they celebrated their championship.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Ozzie Mows Wrigley Field T-Shirt Photo

Took me a while to find this, but here it is.. a photo of the "OZZIE mows Wrigley Field" T-Shirt Rome mentioned last week.



Check out these other Wrigley Classics, "Zambrano mows my lawn":



and finally, "Pujols mows my lawn"...

Romey burns Donte Stallworth, Ozzie Guillen

From the June 18th JRIB, Romey burns Donte Stallworth's suspension, Ozzie Guillen talking junk and hate regarding the dudes who created the "Ozzie mows Wrigley Field" T-shirts.. Psshh Please.

Rome burns the U.S. Open, Jason Williams, A-Roid

From the June 22 Rome is Burning - Rome burns the US Open and the crazy sideline fans. Rome also burns Ex-NBAer Jason Williams and A-Roid.

Wladimir Klitschko Coorespondance Piece from JRIB

Rome Is Burning correspondant and Heavyweight Champ Wladimir Klitschko reports on his training from Florida.

Rome burns Sammy Sosa, Bud Selig, Stallworth

From the June 16th 2009 Rome is Burning.. Romey burns Sammy Sosa and his roiding allegation, Bud Selig, Donte Stallworth and Brandon Marshall.

Joe in New York Jedi Mind Tricks Jay Stew

Mike in Wichita calls into the show as "Joe in New York City" and Jedi Mind Tricks J-Stew...

Rome's take after the call is classic.

Old School "Last Word" Commercial

This is an old school video of Rome's "Last Word" Commercial on Fox Sports, circa 2000.

Tiger Woods Interview with Jim Rome

Finally, after years of chasing, Rome gets an interview with Tiger Woods fresh off the US Open... "The golf course looks good, my swing feels good, I like my chances!"

Michael Phelps Porn Mustache Photos

If you haven't already seen these, take a look for yourself. The best olympic athlete ever, Michael Phelps, is now sporting a "Porn-Stache"..



CLASSIC JUNGLE AND JRIB TAKES AND VIDEOS!

Rome's take on "Top Gun 2"
J-Stew's entire date segment on BLind Date
Rome's JRIB Fantasy Football Draft Room Guy Take
Fantasy Football Draft Room Guy - The Jerk
Fantasy Football Draft Room Guy - The Stat Geek
Fantasy Football Draft Room Guy - Wing It Guy
Fantasy Football Draft Room Guy - The Drunk
Vic In NoCal's 2010 Smack Off Winning Call
Listen to the entire 2010 Hack Off
Rome's take on "Likes to fight guy!"
Romey's Take on the 2010 Superbowl Commercials
Rome's take on the Yellow Pages
Vic in NoCal's "Pearl Necklace" Call
Jim Rome's Take on "Ice Cream Truck Guy"
Rome's Impression of Oprah, Classic!
Rome's Take on the 10 Worst Cars of All-Time
Jim Rome's Take on Brett Favre's Rocket arm
Jim Rome Finally does a 180 on Soccer
The Clone Backlash on J-STEWS Girshon Scene
J-Stew & Gina Gershon in "Everything She Ever Wanted!"
Rome's Take on "Karaoke Guy", "Karaoke Losers"
Rome's Take on Cracked out Carnies!
J-Stew's second appearance in "Gary Unmarried"
J-Stew scene in the "Green River Killer"
JAY STEW ON GARY UNMARRIED!
Romeys Take on the Dodgers Star Wars Night
Rome Blasts the Dos Equis Guy
ROME'S TAKE ON SOCCER, INFLATABLE CRANKS!
Anne Marie in C-Town Interview
Delonte West "Hot Sauce in my bag!" Rap
Rome's Take on Fantasy Football
Rome's Take on LeBron James Smoking Weed
The McDonalds 911 "She say she are the Manager" take
Evel Knievel, "Do you know who the hell I am?".
Rome's Take on Wacko Jacko Passing
Rome's Take on "Handshake Guy"
J-Stew in "According to Jim"
Freakin J-Stew "Ivan, Ivan, Just a couple!" video
Romey blasts Marching Bands
Come on Rachel Shave your back!
Delonte West JRIB Coorespondence Video
Pickup Basketball Guy! Man's Game Bitch!
Rome's Original Yakety Sax Tirade...
The Shaqety Sax take, Can you dig it!
Mike Forbes "Come over & shoot her" 911 Call
Jay Mohr's "David Caruso" Impression
Mr. Automatic, Friggin' Jay Stew
Joe Namath, Struggling...

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