Huge Fax: Dark Gable on Dennis Rodman punking the Jungle, Aug. 22, 1996

Dark Gable

Huge Fax of the Day, Thursday, August 22, 1996

Flower Girl Van Smack:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to discuss whether this shim, Dennis RuPaul Rodwoman punked this bitch, the Jungle radio show; without due cause or subsequent remorse. If someone has beef, speak now or forever hold your peace. The church acknowledges a Mr. Gable standing in the 3rd row. Mr. Gable, what say you?

Well Reverend, Dennis knowingly took a nationally syndicated radio show and duped it and its listeners for personal gain. Granted Dennis did not seek out the Jungle, but he knew good and damn well that it would only be seconds before national media attention would focus around it. Given what I perceive as a friendly relationship between Dennis Rodman and Jim Rome as opposed to simply a guest/host interview arrangement, this was uncalled for and in poor taste. Yes, poor even for Dennis. My dislike for Dennis Rodman only arises when he pulls stunts that adversely affect his team or those around him. This your honor, I mean Reverend, is no different.

The Jungle has been for the most part one of the few media outlets that consistently pumps up the Worm and his...extra curricular activities. Jim Rome has been a long supporter of his basketball prowess and athletic superiority. Dark Gable's girlfriend has long been an admirer of his...errrrr her fashion elan and accessorizing skills. This was a stunt that you pull on Hard Copy; and 20 minutes before it goes down, you call the Jungle and give them the real scoop.

Your holiness, I ask that you pull that veil off his/her head and slap that bitch.....errr bride, in the mouth. Call off this wedding, cut off his future interviews and tell the caterer to go home. I don't want my girlfriend to catch the bouquet and I sure as hell don't want to touch that garter. My Jungle is no slut and is not to be punked. Now bless me and my family so I can leave.

His Royal Darkness

City of Palms, Free Clinic