Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself Driving Drunk

Mary Strey called 911 to report herself driving drunk.. hahahaha... wtf?

Strey confessed to having been “drinking all night long.” Strey was given a citation for misdemeanor drunken driving with a blood alcohol level double the legal limit to operate a motor vehicle.

Woman: "Somebody's really drunk driving down Cranton Road."
Dispatcher: "Are you behind them?"
Woman: "No, I am them."
Dispatcher: "You am them?"
Woman: "Yes, I am them."
Dispatcher: "So, you want to call and report that you are driving drunk?"
Woman: "Yeah."

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