The Mike Forbes 911 Call "Did you want us to come over and shoot her?"

Here it is, the infamous Mike Forbes 911 call "Did you want us to come over and shoot her?" with Romey's take. This includes the Tiger Woods "Ranger Rick" soundbyte.



This Occurred in Texas, home of the Panhandle.
When the woman identified only as Lori, came home, she found her two daughters, ages 12 and 14, fighting.

The conversation went like this;
Dispatcher: “911 what is your emergency?”
Caller: “I just came home and found my two daughters fighting; one of them kicked a hole in the door. The 12-year-old is completely out of control. She's as big as I am. I can't control her."
Dispatcher: "O.K., did you want us to come over and shoot her?"
(Long pause)
Dispatcher: "Are you there?"
Caller: "Excuse me!!?"
Dispatcher: "Uh, that's a joke."
Caller: “Sir what is your name?”
Dispatcher: “Mike Forbes.”
Caller: “That wasn’t very funny!”
Dispatcher: “I know ma’am.”
Caller: “That really wasn’t funny, because you know what. It won’t be funny when I go in front of your supervisor and file a complaint against you.
Dispatcher: “I know ma’am.”
Caller: “You know I he can listen to this on tape.”
Dispatcher: “Yes he can.”